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trials rising garbage
April 18th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Remember when you just won cool gear for your character when you did well? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Trials Rising is back. It’s the 5th game in a long-standing series of physics-based, motorcycle riding action. Although the new entry itself is rather decent, Ubisoft decided to be Ubisoft and find a way to ruin the fun. They added the basic bitch of microtransactions, loot crates, to the mix, and they don’t gel well. And they are supposted to give you cosmetic upgrades only, but the upgrades are garbage. Rewards are also few and far between, with the majority of upgrades being stickers, the least interesting cosmetic aspect. And then you can get some new gear for your rider and bike but you can also get friggin DUPLICATES. Got the same tires twice? Too bad, you can re-sell the tires for a currency that is totally worthless towards the cost of another crate. It’s shameful at best. Too bad.

But wait, there’s more!

Now, watch this and look at the stunning lack of actual features after opening so many boxes. The customization system in Trials Rising is absolute garbage.

Sadly, one person on our YouTube tried to defend this. You can help by going to the page and upvoting the video.



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borderlands 3 grievances
April 18th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

It’s possible this is totally bogus.

Chet reads off the now infamous anonymous post of an alleged developer from Gearbox. He appears to be angry with Randy Pitchford over the release of Borderlands 3 as well as airing some other grievances. Which is all good and fun, and very damning if it’s true. But is it? It’s an anonymous post after all. Let’s have a look at what is being said in each paragraph and what each statement means. At least stay for the dramatic reading of the post, you’ll love it.


The post in question.

Looks like we may have more Borderlands 3 grievances in the future.



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February 17th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

“This really fucking sucks.” – Sean

DO NOT WATCH THIS VID IF YOU ARE AVOIDING SPOILERS. WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU FINISH THIS EPISODE BEFORE VIEWING THIS VID HERE.




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remake 2 demo
February 9th, 2019 by Julia Portugueselastname



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let's discuss resident evil 2
February 7th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

I only hate it because i hated it the last 4 times I tried to play a Resident evil game.

Let’s Discuss Resident Evil 2, or instead you can read an actual opinion by going here.



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dumbass videos 1
February 1st, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Here’s some garbage from out YouTube that don’t deserve a whole article.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate is JUST OKAY
Leak Assassins Creed Odyssey Kassandra Nudes?
Xbox Fanboy plays Kingdom Hearts 3

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controversy assassins creed odyssey
January 26th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

What’s the big deal?

What’s the big deal? It seems there’s a group of people out there who have a problem with how the second piece of Assassins Creedy Odyssey’s DLC ended. Legacy of the First Blade is now on chapter 2, Shadow Heritage. And heritage it has. The game lets you widely make your own decisions and choose how the events unfold. But in the ending of this particular piece of content, the ending is forced upon you.

Now, certain ‘special interest groups’ on the net have been foaming at the mouth, angry with this transgression. And the ‘who cares’ brigade has been firing back on them. This ending was such a big deal that eventually, Ubisoft folded an announced that they will change the ending. This hasn’t happened since Mass Effect 3, although that was a much bigger issues overall. The damage is done and the future is uncertain. We have no choice but to wait.

We are now accepting DONATIONS. Please and thank you.

controversy assassins creed odyssey, not satire

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January 13th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Everyone has been upset over a particular mission. Nordlys depicts a woman and her mother opposing German troops who are transporting a nuclear compound known as hard water. This event actually took place under several men trying to sabotage the plans. All the complaining about misrepresenting history has made something clear. We now all know what really happened.

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January 10th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!

It’s the Splatfest of December 2018 and in celebration of SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE, the competition is between HERO vs VILLAIN. Chet join Team villain and explains why. He also keep forgetting to use his special, and doesn’t know how the squid beacon works.

PART I
PART II



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super mario party can be played by anyone
January 10th, 2019 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Mama Mini

You don’t actually need to be a hardcore gamer (or a hard mode gamer) to enjoy Super Mario Party. In fact, the level of skills you have may only affect some minigames, but even then, the board can still f*ck you over. But to play Super Mario Party, all you gotta do is hand off the controller and let them do a practice match before the real deal. Who did I play the game with when I found this out. It’s here in the video.

Super Mario can be played by anyone!
Also Peach is a cheating B*TCH.

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battlefield v doesn't suck
December 17th, 2018 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Not for the reason you think it does.

On the core, the game is still the essential battlefield experience. Chet is a relative newcomer to the series, he’s just not a hardcore fan. He may be missing something by not being a regular user. But, the rash of recent backlash and hate left him surprised. Now he feels like because the expectations were set so low, he liked it. That said, EA isn’t off the hook quite yet!

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December 14th, 2018 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

A true milestone for Bethesda

Hello friends, Chet here. What you are witnessing is one of the absolute best games Bethesda has ever made. This game single-handedly shows of the true depths that the developer and publisher can reach. This is an absolute game changer, both literally and metaphorically. Because it changed the Fallout games, and as a game changed the whole world! It’s so good, that we had to give you a whole ELEVEN reasons as to why this game was so good, because 10 just wasn’t enough. In fact it’s so good we are not even going to review it. Check out why it’s great over here!

In case the blunt sarcasm wasn’t enough, it shouldn’t have to be pointed out that this video is SATIRE.

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