Resident Evil 2 Remake – Official Review

resident evil 2 review

“Controls are now crisp and fluid like diarrhea I had one time.”

The original Resident Evil 2 came out in 1998. That’s one year before The Matrix was a thing. Let THAT sink in. 21 years ago. The new Resident Evil 2 Remake is developed by Capcom R&D Division 1 and published by Capcom. The first game defined a genre of horror games and the sequel cemented it. But some really old games don’t always hold up as well as they did back then, and a full, ground-up remake is necessary. So, how is this one?

GRAPHICS: 2/2

It has stunning updated visuals and state of the art usage of textures. These include but are not limited to:

  • A wet look on surfaces like tiles due to rain.
  • Flooding beautiful locks of hair sprouting from our protagonist’s head.
  • Lickers and their perfectly rendered lil’ buttholes.
  • Phenomenal facial animations and character models replace the old 90’s pixelated ones.

Instead of a camera that obscures and can’t be navigated, you can now enjoy the same over the shoulder camera you know and love today. With that, you really take in the atmosphere. Now this is how you remake a game! Everything has been re-imagined from the ground up!

STORY: 2/2

If you like stories about:

  • Zombies,
  • Big shadow corporations
  • Labs hidden away in sewers
  • Biological weapons
  • The usual sci-fi warning to us mere mortals as to what CAN go wrong the more we meddle with technology…

…then look no further! G-virus! Choose between 2 characters that experience the zombie outbreak via their distinctive perspectives and situations. Replay them to piece together more of what really happened in Raccoon City with 4 possible variations of the events!

AUDIO: 1/2

The music and sounds definitely enhance the horror and gameplay/ atmosphere. Some tunes come on just to warn when certain enemy variants come into play. The voice acting and dialogue has improved so much since the 1998 release! Despite Mr. X having a straight up banger song play when he pursued you. The game did feel like it could have used more in the soundtrack department, but all the sound effects, each squishy tissue on the zombies was perfect!

GAMEPLAY: 1/2

So long tank controls and shoddy camera! Hello controls that are now [SEE ARTICLE SUBHEADLINE]. Explore the police station, solve puzzles, and be strategic with ammo and healing items as this game is survival horror. I do however wish there were more updates like a dodge or roll to evade foes. One boss battle in particular bothered me that he could throw things through walls and I had no means of avoiding it. Props to Capcom for making a character like Mr X, he could have easily broken the game, but didn’t, he was an awesome balance to the game.

FUN: 2/2

Although a challenge and a bit of a learning curve, this game is fun! On my first playthrough, I was already ready to take on the final boss with just my knife alone! If I can survive the zombie apocalypse, so can you!

SCORE: 8/10




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