overwatch viginity
March 9th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Do you like Mercy? Do you like Overwatch? Would you like to suffer through 30 minutes of Chet being terrible at overwatch? Well, we have the video for YOU.

Sadly, you’re going to have to click on this link to see the video, because WP apparently is allergic to Twitch I guess.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/564231853

So how exactly did taking my Overwatch virginity come about? Well… a friend wanted to play it. I told him I don’t want to play your stupid game. He insisted I play his stupid game. Last time I played a stupid game with him, he had me play Sea of Thieves. SEA. OF. THIEVES. I thought he was kidding.

He wasn’t. Turns out though, that even though I couldn’t care less for the game, I was good at helming the ship! Nice.

But Overwatch wasn’t too bad really. I got to play three rounds or so. Could have been more. I didn’t want to play more. I wanted to open my lootboxes! Not because I was excited to open them. I just wanted to experience firsthand, the introduction of the game mechanic that ruined video games forever. I was not impressed. Why do people like these? Tags? Voice lines? You serious? I understand skins but, come on, really? This? You want me to spend money on this? NO.

Anyway, lootbox mini-rant aside, this is the footage. We did terribly, you have been warned. Next time I will try to get the audio a bit better balanced. As of right now, streaming it alone was a very spur-of-the-moment move. If you wanna check out my friend who’s way more skilled, head over to VindallTV. He puts actual effort in. Unlike yours truly.

For SEO reasons I’m just going to write Overwatch Virginity here. Stop reading and enjoy the damn video you c-

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July 13th, 2018 by Vega Montanez

Skip this edgelord trainwreck.




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