assassins creed feudal japan
May 17th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

My Interest in Ghosts of Tsushima Just Shifted Laterally

In case you missed it, Sony’s most recent State of Play delivered an 18 gameplay demo. Except this time, there was actual gameplay, unlike Xbox’s most recent shindig. It delivered on a lot of things. It showcased how exploration worked and how organic and fluid it was. Then we got some combat gameplay where we saw protagonist Jin play two different styles. One as a samurai, and one as a “ghost”. But he’s not a ghost, he’s an assassin.

Yes yes, I was expecting a unique samurai dueling game but I got Assassins Creed: Odyssey. Or Origins. Moreso the new ones than the old ones. After playing Odyssey for 160 hours I kind of have that gameplay loop burned into my head.

Then I watched this 18 minute demo for Ghosts where the character marked a spot on his map then got on his horse to go to the spot. On the way there he, he picks up a branch without getting off. Clearly its for the crafting elements that are now mandatory for all games. The character also made a stop at an upgrade shrine, then another location where he unlocked fast travel. No climbing or synchronizing at least.

The combat comes next.

At first I was amazed at how the game appeared to be based entirely on reflex moves. Lost of samurai trope insta-slashes and bloody cool counter attacks. I thought that was unique until I also saw you can just whack dudes with your sword as well. But then they went back again and had Jin sneaking around the walls and gates, sneaking and assassinating enemies. Literally assassinating them, it says so on the button prompt.

Well then, not as unique as I thought the game was going to be. Watch the video for yourself. The majority of the gameplay experience looked exactly like the experience I’ve had in AC: Odyssey. It all looked far too familiar for me. That’s no a bad thing, as I’ve said, I sunk 160 hours into Odyssey. Why not sink some time into Assassins Creed Feudal Japan edition. Ubisoft never got around to making that Japanese setting that fans occasionally called for. Looks like Sucker Punch Studios is doing it for them. I can’t wait to get roped into the Ubi-loop once again.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the game in all honesty. It looks completely fine to me and I would definitely play it. But what started off as a very unique looking game has wound up into being a complete, by-the-books experience. All that’s left now is for it to have a great score, great story, and great fun. If it’s got all that, it’ll still be a solid experience.

Hate reading? The audio version can be found HERE.

BTW, the Black & White mode and the ability to turn off subtitles for the Japanese voice track was the most pretentious bullcrap I’ve ever seen.

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xbox series x world premiere gameplay
May 6th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

On Thursday, May 7, 2020 at 11am ET / 8am PT, Xbox will be streaming their big show.

Also they’re calling it Xbox 20/20. It’s going to be a Nintendo Direct kind of thing and happen monthly.

Here’s the tweet.

If that’s all you need to know there you are, you got it. Oh, wanna know where to watch it? We have that too. For all official Xbox streams, you can find them at:

Just pick your favorite platform and jump on it. Except Twitter. Stop giving people reasons to go to twitter. It’s already enough that I embedded to Xbox Series X tweets in this little article.

Of course, the top Juggernauts of the industry are also doing their own streams, name IGN and GameSpot. Maybe if we just ignore them they’ll go away? I’m not saying you should watch the official stream instead but…

Oh hey another tweet!

Whoa. That startup sound hasn’t given me the chills this intense since the Powermac G3. You know the one. That one. That one right there. But the Xbox Series X tone is obviously superior.

Also at the top I mentioned Xbox 20/20 and yeah, that’s a thing. Not sure if they’re going to keep it going past 2020. If it’s cringe, hope not. If it’s not-cringe, keep them coming!

Hope you’re ready for all the WORLD PREMIERE’s we’ll get bombarded with. HMG is going to do what it can to get you a cheat sheet on everything announced the moment the stream is over.

Hate reading? The audio version can be found HERE.

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chet improves at overwatch
March 20th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Learning how to play as more healers like Mercy, Baptiste, Lucio, and Moira

Click this poorly constructed link to check out the most recent shenanigans feating me, VindallTV, and some other guy whose name I repeatedly forget. Not because he’s not memorable, my brain just throws away people’s names almost immediately. Oh! Anyway, the gameplay vid:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/568786726

So yeah, “Chet Improves at Overwatch” is a pretty good title. But just so you know, “improve” doesn’t mean “good”. I suck so if you have a hard time watching people be bad at a game, you may want to turn away.

You gotta admit, I’m fast learner. I was using Lucio for like 5 minutes before immediately wallrunning around like I’m playing Titanfall. Shout out to Titanfall BTW. Still, doesn’t help that I didn’t know shooting my teammates did NOT heal them and I was wasting my time with that. Hilarious.

I also took quickly to Baptiste after initially being god-awful at it. One I learned how the health grenades worked, I jumped from ‘scrub’ to ‘competent’ in two matches. I like the healing grenade but god damn do I hate his gun. Burst firing is not my thing, and slow burst firing is even worse. Seems rather ineffectual in PvP so I stuck to healing my friends.

In Battlefield V, I stick to healing. It only makes sense that I also do it here. It’s a rather fun thing to pull off. So, if you wanna see Chet improve at Overwatch, get ready to see more and more medic plays. I’m sure they are totally fun to watch and not as bad as watching pain dry. Unless you were being paid to watch paint dry, that would be pretty lit.

Chet improves at overwatch is brought you by the letter D, for dumb.

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March 20th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

You can’t just play the game high and drunk!

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo!

Let's Blindly Play FF7 Remake on the Devil's Lettuce and Angry Juice (Part 1)

Let's Blindly Play FF7 Remake on the Devil's Lettuce and Angry Juice Part 1)#FinalFantasyVIIRemake has everyone riled up. Which is great because I can comment on it having never played ANY of it. My entire knowledge or FF7 is memes, what could go wrong?

Posted by Hard Mode Gamers on Monday, March 16, 2020
Part 1

You’re in for one hell of a trainwreck, my dudes. Please ignore the background noises, I’m stuck at home in quarantine and my family still thinks they are actually going to go on a vacation. Hah, laugh at both mine and their misfortune. Anyone who thinks going on vacation is a viable thing in the near future is just setting themselves up for disappointment. Sad!

Oh uh, right, Final Fantasy 7 Remake the Official Game Deluxe for PS4 is out, if you haven’t played the demo yet, I’m assuming you don’t have internet or having just been living in the woods. Nothing wrong with living in the woods. What’s fun with this vid is watching me get worse and worse as I get further into it.

Let's Blindly Play FF7 Remake on the Devil's Lettuce and Angry Juice (Part 2)

Let's Blindly Play FF7 Remake on the Devil's Lettuce and Angry Juice (Part 2)If you hate people who hear tutorial prompts and then proceed to ignore them for an entire boss fight, you're gonna love this conclusion.#finalfantasyvii #ff7remake #demo #ps4 #ps5

Posted by Hard Mode Gamers on Friday, March 20, 2020
Part 2

It gets even worse when for the entire boss fight, I didn’t realize that I had to switch to Barrett to cast lightning. So I was annoyed when Cloud kept saying “use lightning” and I’m like “how?” Well, just to prove I’m better than that Kotaku guy, I still managed to beat the boss. It was tough and I got progressively worse at playing the game as time went on. Cursed muscle memory is cursed.

I really do wanna play the whole game when this comes out, but my biggest concern is that my PS4 seems to be incapable of installing some games. Short version is it refuses to download Siege or Spiderman, I’ve contacted Sony and we’ve literally done EVERYTHING and it still won’t download. They said to go to someone elses house and try their network instead. They legit told me this, twice. During the pandemic.

Fucking tech support people, I swear to god…

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overwatch viginity
March 9th, 2020 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Do you like Mercy? Do you like Overwatch? Would you like to suffer through 30 minutes of Chet being terrible at overwatch? Well, we have the video for YOU.

Sadly, you’re going to have to click on this link to see the video, because WP apparently is allergic to Twitch I guess.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/564231853

So how exactly did taking my Overwatch virginity come about? Well… a friend wanted to play it. I told him I don’t want to play your stupid game. He insisted I play his stupid game. Last time I played a stupid game with him, he had me play Sea of Thieves. SEA. OF. THIEVES. I thought he was kidding.

He wasn’t. Turns out though, that even though I couldn’t care less for the game, I was good at helming the ship! Nice.

But Overwatch wasn’t too bad really. I got to play three rounds or so. Could have been more. I didn’t want to play more. I wanted to open my lootboxes! Not because I was excited to open them. I just wanted to experience firsthand, the introduction of the game mechanic that ruined video games forever. I was not impressed. Why do people like these? Tags? Voice lines? You serious? I understand skins but, come on, really? This? You want me to spend money on this? NO.

Anyway, lootbox mini-rant aside, this is the footage. We did terribly, you have been warned. Next time I will try to get the audio a bit better balanced. As of right now, streaming it alone was a very spur-of-the-moment move. If you wanna check out my friend who’s way more skilled, head over to VindallTV. He puts actual effort in. Unlike yours truly.

For SEO reasons I’m just going to write Overwatch Virginity here. Stop reading and enjoy the damn video you c-

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October 31st, 2018 by Vega Montanez

Oh, that’s not… Skeletor?

Kidding, of course, who would take me serious if I didn’t recognize Sir Dan. Let’s be honest. Sir Dan is one of the most mistreated PlayStation Icons of all time. He was there at the beginning of it all and then somehow just disappeared.

Fear not however, it’s Sir Dan’s time to shine. Rumors of a remake had been swirling for a little while and to the surprise of the hopeful, they were true. Sir Dan is back with a remake of the game that made him iconic. The horror/comedy Medievil is getting the full remake treatment. Much like Crash and Spyro, Sir Daniel Fortesque (not to be confused with fortnite) is ready to let the new generation experience the classic 3D platforms.

The announcement trailer arrived perfectly on this Halloween morning. You can check it out below.

https://youtu.be/19Dj520a3Og

Are you excited for the return of Sir Dan? Let us know in the comments section below.




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October 30th, 2018 by Vega Montanez

Monster Hunter meet Gods!

The God Eater series has always rode the line between Monster Hunter clone and it’s own game. Both were successful on PSP. Both are hunting games more focused on gameplay than story. And both are super Japanese.

It’s no surprise than that Bandai Namco is ready to talk God hunting. Not monster hunting, major difference. Don’t believe me? Check out the trailer below and see for yourself. Huge difference.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2z9kYUdmQ

God Eater 3 will be available for PS4 and PC on February 8th, 2019. Will you be done with Monster Hunting by then? Let us know in the comments section below.




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living dead zombies gameplay
October 17th, 2018 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

They live! I guess…

Get your living dead zombies gameplay footage here! It’s not really worth reviewing the season pass DLC for FarCry 5 at this point. As it stands, their final DLC was actually refreshing. Instead of an open world, you played through the undead shenanigans of 7 would-be blockbuster films.




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August 5th, 2018 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Play Splatoon at 2am, Why not?


This was a bit more hilarious than expected, as Chet manages to say so many stupid things in 15 minutes time while playing a game made for children.

More matches




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December 20th, 2017 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Exciting gameplay clips from the hit game!

One of the most exciting SWBF2 gameplay videos you will ever watch.




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March 1st, 2017 by Kurt "Chet" Christel

Original Videos from Hard Mode Gamers

When we first started out as a team, this was the initial few troll videos I made.

Zelda: BOTW – F1RST 1MPR3SSI0NS!!! with Chet

Some sick gameplay footage and reactions to gamings newest and greatest sensation, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, now out of Nintendo Switch and Nintendo WiiU.

Horizon Zero Dawn – F1RST 1MPR3SSI0NS!!! with Chet

See some epic gameplay footage for Horizon Zero Dawn with Chet, who is a real hardcore gamer.

Mass Effect Andromeda Patch – F1RST IMPR3SSI0NS with Chet

Mass Effect Andromeda was recently patched and I finally got a chance to play it! It’s so good, I don’t know why everyone hates on it.




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